Nutshots: The Movie

The latest artistic and cinematic masterpiece to pursue the coveted ''Idiot'' demographic, Nutshots:The Movie aims for the crotch this June. Cover your groin and get ready for a three hour Nutshot tour-de-force. Critics are calling it ''A witty exploration of mans darker nature'', ''A phenomanal masterpiece'' and ''Average''. If you see one movie this summer, it should be Nutshots

The He-Man Detective agency

The moment literally dozens of people have been waiting for. He-man returns. To solve crimes. In New York

5 years after the defeat of Skeletor, the cast of He-Man move to the city of New York and set up a detective agency. Detective He-Man (William Shatner) and his assistant officer Man-E-Faces (Inexplicably played by Jack Nicholson) battle a different criminal each week in adventures each more exciting then the last. All the while Detective He-Man attempts to solve the true mystery. The mystery of his ongoing Steroid Abuse.

The emmy winning Tv series....

The He-Man Detective agency

I was a teenage Chupacabra!!

After a science experiment goes wrong for lonely science nerd Randy Randerson his body undergoes a horrific (read: bad computer generated) transformation. He uses this horrible new form to systematically hunt down the classmates that ignored and abused him. Excitement. Adventure. All this and more in....

I WAS A TEENAGE CHUPACABRA!!

Slaughter-Claus

In an alternate reality there exists an entity so powerful and brutal that he is almost unimaginable. Almost. He is known as..

Slaughter-Claus

In the universe of Reality #74 Zergle F25, Christmas is not a time of celebration. The best present you can hope for is a cozy coffin.
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Aaaannndd slap in a ''Ho Ho Ho'' related pun and some stuff at the end about him learning to love and there you go, instant movie.

Slaughter Claus-Coming this Christmas

Punchline!!

The newest television sensation: Punchline





A show about the trials and tribulations of a Boxer/Stand up comedian (played by both Bruce Willis and Jim Carey, who alternate in the role between scenes)living in L.A.
As ratings take a nosedive he will be given psychic powers and will be hired by the C.I.A to head an attack against a secret terrorist cell. With only the power of laughter. And punches. Punches to the face

Hypothetical Entertainment

So heres how this whole blog goes.
(Numbered for your convenience)

(1. I make up ideas for hypothetical movies and Tv shows.

(2. These ideas are humorous

(3. You laugh

It's easy.